and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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