after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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