I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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