i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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