He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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