38 yer olds are good kisserssss
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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