Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
im holly from the hills drunk
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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