Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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