just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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