Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You were trust falling into bushes
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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