Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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