it's like iHOP with fire
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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