he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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