community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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