Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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