I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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