Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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