Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
