So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
two words...techno handjob
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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