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(510): View more from California

So drunk, too bad you don't want this

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(216): View more from Ohio

make any headway on the foot/dick situation?

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(618): View more from Illinois

lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.

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(818): View more from California

so... thinking about masturbating finally

(661): View more from California

taking the losers way out I see

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(251): View more from Alabama

I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed

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(616): View more from Michigan

I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.

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(925): View more from California

Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.

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