I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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