Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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