For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
We have started to decorate penises.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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