it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I've blown a few things in my day
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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