My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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