He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Dick very happy bro
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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