doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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