Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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