You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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