Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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