he told me I talked like a deaf person
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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