Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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