So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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