So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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