Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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