I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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