Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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