Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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