Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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