what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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