I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
zippers are such a cool invention
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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