What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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