After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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