I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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