my mouth tastes like poor choices
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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