My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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