I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Its about making memories worth repressing
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Randomize
