This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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