ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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