Im at strip club and am horny
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
True college students do jello shots in the library
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