when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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