I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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