What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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