Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
